Mayora Tavares

Well, even we think this is a ridiculous hype. Obama is human and the whole search community is in uproar about that. Apparently Obama was caught checking out some 16-year old's ass during the G8 summit.

We say, a 1 on the Holloway-Matsuzaka scale; Obama's strategy team will definitely come up with some kind of quirky smart work-around... and that may get a 2 or 3

Summer Nelson

Oh what a naughty babysitter...... She is 28, but allegedly had sexual encounters with the 14 year old boy she was hired to watch. Bet the boy thinks she's the best babysitter ever!!!!

We give this one a 1 on the Holloway-Matsuzaka scale. It will blow over... except if they find a tape of the incident and put it online, then it will jump to a 4

LeBron James gets dunked on

Well, it was bound to happen sometime, somebody actually dunked on LeBron James.... only problem (for LeBron anyways) is that the guy is a college player AND....... Nike confiscated the only existing footage of that "amazing event".

We give this one a 2.... for the search for the elusive footage will continue relentlessly!!! For now, enjoy a Photoshop reconstruction.

Battlefield 1943

Gamers prepare!!

EA Games has announced the release of Battlefield 1943. It is a download-only first player game which will be released for the XBOX Live and PS3 platforms.

We give this one a 2 rating, as it will keep gamers busy for a while.

Google OS

Google is taking the next step in the battle of the giants. Now it has plans to release its own Operating System, Chrome OS.

I wonder how Bill is going to react to this. I give this one a 3 on the Holloway-Matsuzaka scale. We'll definitely be hearing a lot about it in the coming weeks.

Hype-out

As you may have noticed, I haven't posted anything on yesterday or today. That's because the Michael Jackson funeral is over hyping all else....

Let's see how tomorrow goes.

Crystal Defanti

Now here's a story!!

An elementary schoolteacher gives her kids a DVD that is supposed to contain school pics and videos. However, somehow the DVD goes from the kids to her doing the nasty on the couch.... Now there's and educational video for you!!

As we expect that the whole internet community will be trying to get their hands on that footage, we give this one a 3 and if things go right and the video is released on the Internet, even a 4 on the Holloway-Matsuzaka scale