Mayora Tavares

Well, even we think this is a ridiculous hype. Obama is human and the whole search community is in uproar about that. Apparently Obama was caught checking out some 16-year old's ass during the G8 summit.

We say, a 1 on the Holloway-Matsuzaka scale; Obama's strategy team will definitely come up with some kind of quirky smart work-around... and that may get a 2 or 3

Summer Nelson

Oh what a naughty babysitter...... She is 28, but allegedly had sexual encounters with the 14 year old boy she was hired to watch. Bet the boy thinks she's the best babysitter ever!!!!

We give this one a 1 on the Holloway-Matsuzaka scale. It will blow over... except if they find a tape of the incident and put it online, then it will jump to a 4

LeBron James gets dunked on

Well, it was bound to happen sometime, somebody actually dunked on LeBron James.... only problem (for LeBron anyways) is that the guy is a college player AND....... Nike confiscated the only existing footage of that "amazing event".

We give this one a 2.... for the search for the elusive footage will continue relentlessly!!! For now, enjoy a Photoshop reconstruction.

Battlefield 1943

Gamers prepare!!

EA Games has announced the release of Battlefield 1943. It is a download-only first player game which will be released for the XBOX Live and PS3 platforms.

We give this one a 2 rating, as it will keep gamers busy for a while.

Google OS

Google is taking the next step in the battle of the giants. Now it has plans to release its own Operating System, Chrome OS.

I wonder how Bill is going to react to this. I give this one a 3 on the Holloway-Matsuzaka scale. We'll definitely be hearing a lot about it in the coming weeks.

Hype-out

As you may have noticed, I haven't posted anything on yesterday or today. That's because the Michael Jackson funeral is over hyping all else....

Let's see how tomorrow goes.

Crystal Defanti

Now here's a story!!

An elementary schoolteacher gives her kids a DVD that is supposed to contain school pics and videos. However, somehow the DVD goes from the kids to her doing the nasty on the couch.... Now there's and educational video for you!!

As we expect that the whole internet community will be trying to get their hands on that footage, we give this one a 3 and if things go right and the video is released on the Internet, even a 4 on the Holloway-Matsuzaka scale

Infinite quest

John Edwards (the psychic, not the other one) launched a new website called "Infinite Quest" and it's burning up the searched. The name of course, is not surprising, because once you start a quest to find out if the supernatural really exists, you'll be on an infinite quest for NOTHING..... I just feel sorry for the people who actually think they'll be talking to their deceased loved ones.

We give this one a 1 on the Holloway-Matsuzaka scale. Enough said!

OK Magazine

Oh yes....

OK Magazine has plans to publish "the last picture" of Michael Jackson on its cover and that is causing a massive search hysteria coupled with outrage..... Add to that the fact that one of their top bosses resigned, and things don't look too good for OK Magazine..

This one may stay hot for 1 week, so it gets a 3 on the Holloway-Matsuzaka scale.

Dual saw

This morning's hottest search again has to do with someone whose heart is no longer beating. People are frantically doing Google searches for the dual saw. Why you may ask; well, why else, Billy Mays pitched it on TV.... of course!!

We give this one a 1 on the Holloway-Matsuzaka scale.

Buy Kleenex stocks

The Kleenex company stocks' are gonna rise, you better believe it!!

Google top search just let us know that one of the Jonas brothers got engaged.... OMG!!! WAIGDWML??? (for the uninitiated, that is teen diva for: Oh my god!!! what am I gonna do with my life???).....

Anyways, we still give this one only a 1 on the Holloway-Matsuzaka scale. We just need to wait until the next teen "heartthrob" comes along and the girls will forget about poor old Kevin.....

Glennsurrection

Oh yes my friends, Glenn Beck is at it again. He is reporting about a French book called The Coming Insurrection. This "...dangerous leftist book..." is designed to "bring down capitalism", according to Beck and FoxNews. They made such a fuss about it that it appears in todays hot search top 10.

Of course, he didn't let the chance go by the remind everybody that the true threat is not from the right, it is from the left.....

Uhuh, we give this one a 2 on the Holloway-Matsuzaka scale, it might last a couple of days, but will eventually blow over.

Nona something something something

Here we go....
The first looney-bin patient has come forth and claimed Michael Jackson's fortune. Won't be the last one that tries this, she certainly has an interesting name though....nona paris lola ankhesenamun jackson doesn't exactly roll off of one's tongue

I give this one a rating of 1 on the Holloway-Matsuzaka hype-scale. This will blow over just as quickly as it surfaced.